I'm sure one of the very best ways for people to stay young in mind and happy in life is to be able to laugh at their own personal circumstances, including the drawbacks of advancing age! Well I'm a very similar age to Prince Charles. Alun. Appreciated. . They can be wise, witty, or foolish. Nobody entered that nest that didn't leave a little richer and a little wiser. Of course, you do not look a day over 18 if I say so myself. It was fun researching these quotes, some of which are remarkably perceptive as well as funny. Going old happens. 33 Happy Birthday Wishes for Nephew turning a year Older (and Wiser) “His little hands stole my heart, his little feet ran away with it.”. One year older brings wisdom they say! One of the best funny getting old quotes that refers to the hot flashes. Greensleeves Hubs: Your hub is such a riotous pleasure to read because it is so attractively organized and because the quotations are hilarious. Age is definitely a state of mind! I love it when they come to visit now. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year … Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser! You are a year older A Year Older, and Wiser? Anusha Jain from Delhi, India on November 05, 2017: You have got an impressively huge collection here. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on September 14, 2012: Many thanks Billie. I really like both the Woody Allen death quotes though I must admit I left the grandfather bus driver quote till last because I thought it was the funniest (though whether it constitutes a genuine quote or just a joke is debateable). Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up - Anonymous". See more ideas about funny, bones funny, funny quotes. Have you thought of making this an app? I can confidently say that this year has taught me so much and as I turn a year older I will be wiser. I`d like to thank my mom and … -, "I am not young enough to know everything." The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." 3. -, "If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun." I guess they would have been in their 20s or their early 30s, at the time. 24 Absolutely Funny Sayings About Old Age to Tickle Your Ribs. I like getting older. Another year older and wiser you are You should feel like a shining star. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. -, "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." -, "Old age is like everything else. Please feel free to quote limited text from this article on condition that an active link back to this page is included. -, "It is better to wear out than to rust out." . A Year Older, and Wiser? -, "I am old enough to see how little I have done in so much time, and how much I have to do in so little." It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net." Billie Pagliolo from Laguna Hills, California on September 14, 2012: Love it! Sadly age happens to us all. Alun. advertisement. -, "A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often." I was at university at the same time as him. -, "Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms." A year older, but none the wiser! Thank you for the fun, voted up, and all else too. By: Tigereye77. I ironed out the last creaseAs you packed piece by pieceInto the bright red bag he bought you. -, "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." -, "People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. -, "By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out." Thank you Alun for putting it together. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old age—most of all about growing old! Year after year Brick after brick Wiser Cemented by determination Watered by dreams Cracked by blows Repaired by a mason Working round the clock Anointing healing! Happy birthday to the great person I am becoming and cheers to a new year ahead. I've checked it out and a lot of sources seem to suggest that particular quote was indeed by Mickey Mantle, but others have suggested it comes from Eubie Blake or even Mae West. Ensorcelie from Albania on June 04, 2014: hahahaha funny ones!! Powered by EnkiQuotes.com. ", "Families with babies and families without babies, both feel sorry for each other." Funny Birthday Wishes » Older Wiser Birthday! Appreciated! iguidenetwork from Austin, TX on October 18, 2013: Very nice hub, a great collection of sayings about the cycle of life... funny, witty but all are really true. What is better than a lovely birthday wish from the ones you love? ", "There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure." ", "The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." It's Prentiss' birthday and they're on the road, again. Unfortunately what I know about apps could be written on the back of a very small iphone. Another year older, none the wiser. -, "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. Please Log In or add your name and email to post the comment. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on May 17, 2015: pramalkumarsamant; Thank you for your comment and thoughts. -, "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die." Even celebrities. One is roots. It's too hard to get back up." Most likely little to no contact from my parents maybe a few happy birthday via facebook and twitter and i think the only person that will. And they help you reach it faster, too." Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on June 04, 2014: Engelta; Thank you Engie! Happy birthday! Greensleeves....So glad I came across this fabulous compilation of funny/witty quotes! -, "A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." -, "Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. My favorites are your own original contribution as well as those by Woody Allen, Bob Hope and Jerry Seinfeld. Anthony Holden. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Please like us to get more Ecards like this. The funny getting old quotes listed here have looked into the several problems of old age with the fun sense making it easier for them to cross this time. All you have to do is live long enough.". -, "There is still no cure for the common birthday." -, "Age is a high price to pay for maturity." My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. 4. Thanks for the bright spot in my Tuesday evening! I was looking for a quote for a friend's birthday manual his wife is producing for his 40th. Although they say that age is just a number, we all care about this number. I still feel as good as I … Alun. -, "Youth is a wonderful thing. And particularly for listing my own contribution!! Sep 29, 2019 - Explore sue bevan's board "Getting older and wiser?" Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things! The software is a bit restricting, but it's fun to try. See more ideas about funny, bones funny, funny quotes. -, "Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." Buddy Hackett Thanks for nice collection of quotes. Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers to another year older. Usually, they always remember the date, but this year, they've forgotten. And for the suggestion! You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year. All of them have a bit of wisdom within, especially the ones regarding aging and middle age. Happy birthday dear friend! Get up man. -, "As you get older three things happen. Cheers. There do seem to be more 'old' quotes. Alun. What the heck, might as well laugh because there really isn't anything else we can do to change the calendar! I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. I feel as though I'm getting smarter and wiser and learning a lot of things. It will be the second birthday in a row where my twin sister has decided to … Maybe it would be nice to have the skin of a 20 year-old, though. This year, I am a little stronger and a little wiser. Now, I have six children and no theories." On September 9, 2018. 3: I am officially one year older. You site came up and I am spoilt for choice. -, "Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." A Year Older, A Year Wiser: 5 More Things I’ve Learned About a Career in Extension Entomology Today October 2, 2018 2 Comments Some days, an extension entomologist like David R. Coyle, Ph.D., teaches courses in the field, while other days present farm visits, researching client questions, writing fact sheets, and more. Appreciated :). -, "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. Alun. A Birthday Wish Poet: Catherine Pulsifer, ©2019 A birthday wish is sent to you Another year older look how much you grew As you journey down life's road Be sure to take your raincoat. And thanks for your story. I'm a year older than him. You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. It is a privilege denied to many." My Birthday Reflections It seems like the New Year and its associated resolutions are ruled by my head -- all the things I … -, "Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." -, "Birthdays are good for you. I just make an app for Android and will soon upload it for the iphone with ibuildapp.com. -, "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on August 05, 2012: Thank you Starmom! -, "Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. -, "Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it." Cheers for reading and commenting on these quotes :-) Alun. Funny Birthday Quotes For 16 Year Olds Old People Cartoons Quotes 50 Year Birthday Quotes Funny 50 Birthday Quotes 22 Years Old Birthday Quotes 50 Years Old Funny Quotes New Year Quotes And Sayings One Year Old Quotes Funny Lonely Quotes Getting Older Funny Quotes Thankful For Another Birthday Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes. Wisdom quotes. I believe the phrase, "another year older, another year wiser," is very correct. -, "Children are a great comfort in your old age. "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. Thanks a lot. I rejoice and celebrate the blessings that God has given me. This is a funny article which kept me laughing all the way through. -, "Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old." Appreciated. The young don't necessarily appreciate the absurdities of some of their behaviour. -, "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather . Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Best Friend. And I agree with @stickydating, I love that they are broken down by category! -, "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional" -, "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." I love the Woody Allen quotes. Frederick Hansen. Server responsed at: 12/21/2020 4:42 p.m. All texts are contributed by our excellent writers. I really enjoyed finding the quotes, some of which are so true, but in a very humerous kind of way. As you indicate, this is one of the problems with quotes - they do tend to get repeated and reshaped, and sometimes the originator gets forgotten! When your best opens his or her birthday card from you, you’ll know why they can’t stop smiling. How much patience you have, for instance." Shaloo Walia from India on December 11, 2015: I love reading and sharing quotes. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another." I believe a person continues learning throughout their life and with each year you get a little bit smarter or wiser. Growing up is a choice. Excellent job Here ! 1. -. -, "A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." :). All you are in the pursuit of is collecting experiences - beautiful, fragile little soap bubbles that you store in your heart, and every once in a while you pull one out and gaze at the delicate pictures it shows you. It is of course my birthday today, I’m 39 years old again. Alun, swalia; Thanks Shaloo. -, "Even very young children need to be informed about dying. In Life Challenges. "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 27, 2015: peachpurple; Thanks peachy! The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. Happy birthday! I know you`re jealous. Thanks also to Frederick for your additional quote. See more ideas about quotes, inspirational quotes, words of wisdom. Another year has passed me by. I think I'd definitely agree about Seinfeld's quote, and probably Oscar Wilde's. -, "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -, "Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier." Appreciated. 2: Today, one of the greatest men to walk this earth was born. Kate MacAlpine from Anywhere, USA on September 14, 2012: Greensleeves, excellent collection. -, "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." Great and perceptive writers including Woody Allen manage to make people think at the same time as they are laughing :). Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. I found it adorable that my Aunt found this funny! For some strange reason, I don’t seem to be getting any older. I'll certainly bookmark and check out your hub shortly. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on March 01, 2012: Thank you ahorseback for your visit! – Bob Hope; To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. Birthdays are just finger posts on the road to getting old… I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness I`m not just a year older I`m also a year better and prettier. But it sounds like a really nice idea. ", "Definition of a boy: a noise with dirt on it." It was a good one. " Happy Birthday. If you would like the card to be sent directly to the recipient please select this option above and fill in the message that will be handwritten inside. :). By Jacquelinejvp. An Year Older, An Year Wiser! Close. Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. When you become old, your toys would become antiques. UltimateMovieRankings from Virginia on September 28, 2011: Nice hub...listed my favorites of each bunch....#8 Seinfeld on babies.....#18 Phyllis Diller on childhood....#4 Oscar Wilde on teenagers.....#2 Anonymous on Middle Age......#22 Robert Brault on old age and #7 Woody Allen on death...I love that quote ...I agree with it 100%. And that's all there is to it. 36: I survived another year. One Year Older, One Year Wiser poem by Russel Tanner. -, "Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. For me, getting older doesn't mean throwing away a favourite-coloured lipstick or a fabulous pair of boots; instead, it's about harnessing all the great things I have learnt over the years about what does and doesn't suit me, and enjoying the way in which cleverly selected outfits can enhance the nice bits. I know I could not be there in person, … 38: Happy birthday to me! -, "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." They can hold the baby and I can go out." We usually go to offices bidding for contracts. Sep 29, 2019 - Explore sue bevan's board "Getting older and wiser?" Peace, Paula. Alun. I tell them, a paternity suit." -, "Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened." Oct 6, 2020 - I've still got a way to go before this stage, but getting there scarely quick :-) . -, "There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! -, "Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Your quotes would make a great app! Aug 19, 2018 - Explore Denise Jackson's board "Older and Wiser Quotes" on Pinterest. Happy Birthday. With age comes wisdom and chasing down another serial killer. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on April 19, 2016: Yanglish; Thanks Yanglish very much. ... My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. I wonder why there are more for the older folks. Aging is just a number unless it's eighty six." Perhaps it's because long life allows a slightly jaundiced yet witty, philosophical viewpoint on the lives of those who experience it? The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. StrictlyQuotes from Australia on September 24, 2011: Great collection of quotes, I love how you've broken them into age groups too. BTW...I agree with katywhowaited. – Joshua Riley. -, "You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. -, "None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm." Oh, there are quotes about specific aspects of young adulthood—notably love and marriage, which may one day be the subject of another page of quotations—but not much else. I can only imagine the funny quotes you have heard over the years about birthdays. These are all so ingenious and clever~~like the stuff we wish we'd have thought of! Sometime last year, I launched a start up with my cousin. -, "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." #HappyBirthdayToMe. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. I`d like to thank my mom and … You are the most important part of my life. -, "No man is ever old enough to know better." -, "There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. Happy Birthday. 2. The quote "If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself" was expressed by Mickey Mantle. Here is my birthday wish to you: I hope you continue to live the wild and beautiful life that you have for the previous (age) years. The author has collected some of the best in his articles. A funny quote is always good, but a funny quote without wisdom is just a joke. This would be a great app- Made one with ibuildapp also called "The Perfect Husband App" - a "cheat sheet" for husbands with words their wives would love to hear. Who will save the day? -, "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says 'keep away from children.'" Just a little romantic ditty. -, "Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us. "Babies are such a nice way to start people." -, "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." Maybe next year. -, "You're only as old as the girl that you feel." -, "It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. So many candles… so little cake. Well, here I would include quotations about young adults if I could find any. It is not that you become fat in old age, but the bulk of information. I'll give it a try to see if I prove competent to handle the technology!! Happy birthday to me. You get old and realise there are no answers, only stories. Don't know if it was original or if someone else had previously said this. – Bernard M. Baruch; When I have a birthday I take the day off. Alun. -, "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." -, "All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing." The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. Is there really nothing at all humorous or witty to say about young adults? You're right - we can't alter the process of getting older, so we may as well take it philosophically and laugh! If you don't worry, you also die. It’s still blank. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on May 03, 2017: Paula; Thanks for that Paula. by Maureen November 27, 2018. I'd love it if you would take a look, as we wrote for the same subject. A funny quote is always good, but a funny quote without wisdom is just a joke. -, "There is only one most beautiful child in the world and every mother has it." -, "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." This hub is of particular interest to me. Quotations can inform and stimulate. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on July 26, 2016: Say Yes To Life; Thank you Yoleen, for those suggestions. -, "If you worry, you die. -, "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." :- }. Cheers. Life quotes. Share. Now that I'm older, I'm much more tolerant of myself, much kinder towards myself. -, "The idea is to die young as late as possible." -, "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Why not? That is a good one, primarily because we all know how true it is! Posted by William Wallace on Apr 12, 2010 in Ramblings | 1 comment. Sorry I haven't included many serious or poignant ones. It is an electrical installation firm up and running even to this day. Glad this collection of quotes has served a useful purpose for you, and I hope that the 40th birthday celebrations went well :) Alun, Anusha Jain; So sorry for not responding earlier than this to your comment Anusha. -, "You can learn many things from children. As he turns a year older, you could be thinking of the best way to shower him with happy birthday wishes for nephew. On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. A funny quote is always good, but a funny quote without wisdom is just a joke. -, "If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm." Amazing Things I Have Learnt This Year. Most of my pages are (moderately) serious, so it was good fun finding the quotes for this one! - Anonymous, "First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." Customize and send this ecard. I would love to file each of these to memory but why strain my brain when I can carry notes in my purse?? Including me. Happy birthday to me and best wishes to all my endeavors. ", "Labour doesn't end when the baby is born—that's when it begins." Mary Norton from Ontario, Canada on February 13, 2015: I had fun reading these quotes. Happy birthday one year older one year wiser. Where possible, the authors are attributed, and in a few cases, the quotes have been paraphrased. 4: Lord, thank you … 37: What a wonderful and exciting day this is. Today is my birthday! I don't think it matches up to some of the 'greats', but without mentioning any names I have noticed how a few of the attractive film and TV stars I once fancied when I was a teenager are now succumbing to age-related illnesses! But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." -, "I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." See more ideas about bones funny, funny quotes, just for laughs. -, "Children are one-third of our population and all of our future." I love this sort of reading! Thank you Kris for visiting and commenting. 'Another year older & wiser' birthday card. -, "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." The best people were born on this day! I will share these with my friends and I look forward to reading more of your articles. You're only one day older, Than you were yesterday. ... My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. As you will have your ups and downs There will be days you wish you were a clown But always remember our love for you If you could replace the tattered old body. Alun. -, "I can't think why mothers love them. -, "The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. The good part about getting older is you stop trying to prove anything to anyone, including yourself. Funny … Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on April 27, 2018: Kathy; Thanks Kathy! "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. Well done. Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things! -, "A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone. -, "Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." The Joy Of Being Another Year Older, Wiser and Happier! -, "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone to do it, or forbid your children from doing it." Magical Fairy Birthday Wishes! So why worry?" -, "The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it." The other is wings." I wouldn't want to be 22 or 25 in my head again. For people who get older but never any wiser! Maybe next year. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on September 24, 2011: Thanks stricktlydating for visiting and for commenting. -, "The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." Discover and share Another Year Wiser Quotes. -, "Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve." -, "A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does." Glad you enjoyed it! I was a boy growing up in Brooklyn; I read a two-penny magazine called 'The Hawk's Nest.' We must maintain a sense of humor. Happy birthday one year older one year wiser. I think in the sixties, like all the Royals, he really had very little impact on my life at all and he seemed, if anything a lot older in his attitudes. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on September 28, 2011: Thanks Cogerson! It will be the second birthday in a row where my twin sister has decided to … Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 18, 2013: Thanks iguidenetwork; the ring of truth in quotes like these does make the difference perhaps between a good joke and a great - albeit funny - observation on human life. Up and sharing. -, "Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. You want to know what makes me tick, I'll tell you what makes me tick. Age is nothing but different shades of life. on Pinterest. Age is definitely a state of mind! Once you're in the air, there's nothing you can do but let go.”, “Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”, ― Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss, “Friends are the family you choose (~ Nin/Ithilnin, Elven rogue).”. It is so hard to believe that you are another year older! I, on the other hand, managed to create a collection of 100 inspiring quotes in one of my hubs. Happy Birthday. -, "The young always have the same problem—how to rebel and conform at the same time. Yoleen Lucas from Big Island of Hawaii on May 11, 2016: “I guess that's what saying good-bye is always like--like jumping off an edge. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years." and so damn true! Cheers, Alun. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." It’s still blank. Many thanks for your visit and comment. peachy from Home Sweet Home on October 25, 2015: I love this quote the most" You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. I hope you like some of them. See more ideas about bones funny, funny quotes, humor. -, "Never have children, only grandchildren." Funny Birthday Quotes Short Birthday Poems Another year older, Just look at it this way. The time between middle age and old age go passing by very quickly. A funny birthday card for those people who just seem to never get any wiser as they get older. Funny Birthday Quotes For 16 Year Olds Old People Cartoons Quotes 50 Year Birthday Quotes Funny 50 Birthday Quotes 22 Years Old Birthday Quotes 50 Years Old Funny Quotes New Year Quotes And Sayings One Year Old Quotes Funny Lonely Quotes Getting Older Funny Quotes Thankful For Another Birthday Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes. , more adventure, more fun times and no corona children, only grandchildren. cheers reading. 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